Monday, November 24, 2008

Pictures

Now that I've gotten a request from a legit source, Mr. Schwank, I'm going to take a post to clarify some things.

It's not every tournament I'm lucky enough to borrow Danica or Matt's camera. For ones I'm playing I have to trust the shots to cuteazngirls instead. For instance, at Sean Ryan Ami/Alma took over 500 shots through the course of the weekend. Out of those 500+ only about 25 are worth sharing. Nothing against their skills, it's just the nature of photography to amass quantity in hopes that some quality comes out in the grind. There are pics of people just standing around, there are pics where there is no disc in the shot, there are blurry pics or ones that should have been zoomed in, there are initiation pics that can't be shared on the interweb, etc. I clicked near 1000 pics in Sarasota last month and my ratio of sharing is prob even worse than 20:1 there. While a SmugMug/pbase/Zenfolio account would certainly cover all the bases my excuse is multipronged:
  1. I don't want to pay the money.
  2. I don't want to pay the time to upkeep the site after each tournament weekend. I barely have the effort to update this stupid blog.
  3. I am not a photographer. Meeko is a photographer. I am a hobbyist. I just happen to own lots of Ultimate pics and there's a good chance I'll have a camera in my hand at the next tournament you see me.
Most of my pictures are sitting on my hard drive happily gathering dust until I scrummage through them months later for a timesink or a WDYPU post. I use the good shots to compliment my writing, as I'm glad to see Casras join the fun. If you ask nicely (and I like you) I'll burn a cd copy of whatever tournament weekend you request. This is the default payment I give to Danica for letting me borrow her hardware.

Schwank: your cd is already done. Props for deciphering my WDYPU.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Why do you play Ultimate - part 23















Happy Birthday, Maddy and Kevin "Boo Hoo" Jou.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Wheels

These shoes will make you faster.



The discontinued Nike Vapor TDs are rare to find these days. Now I loiter on eBay day in and out to type in "vapor td", only to find the football Vapor Jets. I scored a pair early this summer and save each use for a special occasion.



Adam actually owns a pair of these cleats and lets them sit at home gathering dust. He'll mumble a weak excuse about bad ankles and no support. Again, his conservative mindset getting the better of him. Pop a few painkillers on game day, strap these babies on, and embrace your inner speed demon.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Sean Ryan - recap

Day 1 starts with a nice first two round byes so the sun was shining bright without a cloud in the sky by the time we warmup jog. Big games against Davis and UCSB to take the pool and avoid a pre-quarters game. Old people like Brett, AA, Greg, Matt, Robot and Brad watched from the sidelines during our Davis game. I did not get D'ed by Tommy. Victory.













Day 2 sees a team swap for our quarters game so instead of playing UCLA we have Humboldt. Sultan breathes a huge sigh of relief and caresses a 20 dollar bill in his wallet. Assigning smart matchups on BC and Kissman saw turns on their side that we didn't give back, 15-7 victory. Semis against Davis Buddies again after they play a huge game against Cruz. The lower fields were much more forgiving and soft than upstairs. Ernst had a mancrush to guard Robert when he played O, otherwise he marked Taylor. We take half 7-3 and Davis trades in their blue collar offense for big shots that Ashlin and Tyler bring down. A flexible offense is the first step to a good offense. Finals against Stanford saw us go up two breaks early in the game and hold it at half. They switch up their defense and earn the breaks back to tie the game and trade points. There was one break that really hurt when I send the huck to Zip and contact/pushing before the catch gets an offensive foul call. Zip caught the disc, contested the call, the refzervers uphold the offensive foul call and spend some minutes trying to figure out what to do next. Rulebooks were pulled out and I felt confident the disc would just get sent back to me with the same stall count as when I threw it. Instead a turn is awarded and Stanford punches in the goal for a crucial break. We tie it at universe point, pulling on D, but couldn't convert the break when a huck is overthrown. Stanford takes the game and the tournament, props to them for battling back. Much thanks to the refzervers for experimenting with active travel and up/down calls again. If anything, the lesson here is to find a rulebook and read the thing. It's good to be in the know. And knowing is half the battle.












Thanks to Alma and Ami for taking the pics and Danica as usual for leaving her D80 in my care. Not that many pics of me, I guess Alma/Ami like Ernst more than they do me.

Stats to come.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Operation: Breastmilk

Ignorance will not go unpunished. Annoyance and stubbornness will be answered with righteous justice. Charlie was being difficult when he brought his Settlers and refused to role for who would be the 5th person out, the one to sit the first game. He claimed since it was his game he had the right to sit while the other four at the table were perfectly willing to roll a die for it. Charlie won the battle, but a war was scheming. Charlie was being obnoxious the entire Settlers game, the other players sat in silence and made eye contact of agreement: something had to be done. When the taboo word was announced, Breastmilk, Brad went for the bear hug from behind, Josh secured the abdomen, and Tim held down the thrashing legs. To the freezing pool water in the backyard we went. Do you see what happens, Charlie. Do you see what happens when you [fuck a stranger in the ass] become so headstrong that no one can stand you. This is what happens, Charlie.



This is what happens. Democracy at its finest.




3-0 today. Halfway there.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Let's trade

Pick up a disc.
Learn the rules.
Become addicted.
Play for Ultimate teams.
Make new Ultimate friends.
Trade jerseys.

Adam and I differ in opinion on this one. He feels jerseys should only be worn for the teams you've played for. I can feel for and understand this conservative point of view. It does feel silly to wear another team's jersey and sport their logo on your chest. Why would anyone trade a jersey that represents the team and the countless hours of devotion that they believe in.

My memory is still sharp. I don't need a reminder of all the memories, good and bad, from a past season with my teammates. That's what my pictures, my screen saver, are for. My screen saver on my computer is a photo slideshow of all my favorite events, Ultimate and non-Ultimate related. In WDYPU, I share the Ultimate side with whoever stumbles upon this blog.

When I trade jerseys I'm more concerned with the back of the jersey and not the front. The jersey number, a representation of who fought countless battles, bled, sweat, and laid out in this armor. I might have gotten a little out of hand when I trade. A tribute to my Magic days when I would shark little kids to trade. Now I have more gear than I can possibly wear casually. My bad. Yet each jersey sitting idly and gathering dust in my room serves as tribute. A shout-out to the people I've been fortunate enough to meet since I've become addicted. The friends, teammates, and opponents and their amazing stories on and off the field all condensed in a fashionable and comfortable souvenir. That's my liberal way of looking at it. Your move, Adam.

To end on a converse note, here's a quote that I saved a long time ago that steers away from the individualism of this post and returns to the team mindset. I think Brett can be credited as the source.
"Our group goals transcend any individual agenda, creating dangerous possibilities through our selflessness. Most importantly, we will succeed because what's on the front of our jersey is more important that what's on the back."
See you tomorrow. Let's trade jerseys.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Sean Ryan - preview

Pools are out. Forecast is set. Rides and housing are negligible. Wardrobe is pending. Sean Ryan this weekend in Santa Cruz. Pools are as follows:

Pool A
A1: UCSC
A2: UCLA
A3: SLO
A4: Sonoma State

Pool B
B1: Stanford
B2: UCSD
B3: Chico
B4: SF State

Pool C
C1: Cal
C2: Claremont
C3: Humboldt
C4: Santa Clara

Pool D
D1: UCSB
D2: LPC
D3: Davis
D4: UCSC-B

No Oregon this year but the overall lineup is still solid. Pool D doesn't start until round 3. Breakfast will be had. Another game against Davis promises to be just as exciting as our CHUG date. All the other pools look as expected. The Bloodthirsty/Squid game promises the most potential for upset.

Smaug was gracious enough to let me crash their practice last night. Sultan introduced me to the new kids as the guy to trade jerseys with. Acceptable. I was hoping to land in their pool and collect my 20 bet from Sultan, I'll settle for playing Davis. Heal up, Juggernaut.

Three games on Sat, three games on Sun, go get victory horchata.

The CHUG highlight video is up. Head on over to Zip's corner to check it out. Hint: Zip is the one that edited it, therefore his highlights are more pronounced and his lowlights are nonexistent. Truth.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Sheep


These people are sheep. They'll wander off and you'll lose the sheep.

Lei Out is coming.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Bribe

I'll give you a dollar if you vote for Obama.

Do it.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Sarasota day 4

Saturday night always has the most potential for things to get out of hand at Nationals. All but six teams hit the bars to drink away their sorrows and forget the blunders from the last three days, whether it be a slow start in pool play, a heartbreaking tie-breaker, or a ridiculously tough bracket matchup. When the power pool whirlwind of action settled it set up one half of the quarter-finals games between the 3 NW teams, Sockeye, Jam, and Revolver, and powerhouse Johnny Bravo. The overall feeling of these two quarters was one of urgency. A sectionals rivalry between the two bay area teams and a rematch of last year's finals. With the games being on adjacent fields only a few minutes would pass before the roar of the sidelines exploded as one team scored a goal, sending their opponents walking 70 yards. Bravo earned and held onto a few breaks through the game before Sockeye clawed back to force universe point. The Bravo offense was patient in dumping the disc and constantly isolating Beau in the lanes with Sebby staying a cautious 5 yards behind him. A misstep by Sebby under, Beau already cutting deep, and a high blade over Sebby who had to jump early to make a bid, and Bravo manages to take the game over a shell shocked Seattle squad.

On the next field Jam was running their precision O with Revolver already behind and trying to fight back. I was surprised to see and hear how loud their team was playing. After watching the Furious game-to-go for the last bid at Regionals I definitely noticed how indifferent they were even during the crunch times and on double-game point. Gabe injured himself in this game on a huge bid in the endzone off an around flick from Bart that went too far. Jam clenched the game and sent Revolver to join Sockeye.

The Jam/Bravo semi again saw Jam transition into their reserved, almost indifferent, gamemode. Each score on offense and each break on defense was hardly celebrated. It definitely seemed like a conscious team choice to tone down the intensity and passion. Bravo could never get into a groove or string enough points to come back from a 15-11 loss. On the other half of the bracket, Ironside took care of business through Ring and Chain to set up a pool play rematch between the Boston and SF teams in the finals.

Do not schedule finals at 9 AM in the morning. We wanted to leave early to stake out good spots and I was almost worried when we arrived minutes before game time. Then I saw the fields and laughed, the sidelines were sparsely populated with spectators. I guess other teams had a tough time shaking their hangovers from the previous night's alcohol too. Two vertical stack team in the finals with contrasting offensive sets, Jam looking to dump/swing the disc, hit the unders, and break the mark, while Ironside setting up throws before Forch launched it to deeps like Jeff Graham. Jam once again played in their conservative shells and went into the game knowing the gameplan, forcing backhand almost the entire time and not throwing zone even in the gusty crosswinds. The MVP of the game was definitely Jon Remucal who had the tough defensive assignment to contain Forch. He kept up very well with the speed demon and put on an aggressive mark to contain the deep shots as much as possible. I think he had two huge D's even though I view it more as D'ing the thrower instead of D'ing the cutter (Forch). Unless a cutter fails to go-to the disc, D's usually mean the throw was poor and Rem worked hard to challenge the tight throws to Forch. Also with Gabe injured and Idris playing only one point the entire game, it put a lot of pressure on Scow and Safdie to steer the O line handling and they performed to get the job done. I could count the number of times Jam hucked the disc with one hand, they were content to hit the unders and their dumps consisently got open to reset the count. A team that stacked with talent let the discipline of a simple offensive set carry them to victory. It was boring to watch and boring to shoot with very few layout bids and sky balls but it serves as a reminder to all of us that offense should be boring. Jam took the final point and still didn't break out in too many cheers. A club championship title that eluded them 4 years ago was finally theirs and their faces of disbelief were hidden by quiet hugs with teammates. Congrats to Cissna and the rest of Jam for winning when it counted.



I didn't watch the Mixed final and I went to the car and fell asleep during the Women's game. My bad.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

Sarasota day 3


















I messed up and actually touched a disc today while helping Roeder balance his snacks. There goes that streak.